Dan Burton

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.
Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.
by mr.nad June 27, 2017
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donkey fucker

Former US Representative Dan Burton...unless he can prove otherwise.
That anti-vaxxer is a real Donkey Fucker.
by mr.nad June 27, 2017
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