Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
When you perform the Burpee exercises. Squat, push-up, squat, jump - repeat. Commonly used amongst those attempting to complete a 100 Day Burpee Challenge.
100 Day Burpee Challenger #1: Did you do your Burpees yesterday?
100 Day Burpee Challenger #2: Yeah, I Burpeed on the train on the way home from the bar last night.
A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the userfeels fits the description.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.