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burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
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carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.
Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.
by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003
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Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.
by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009
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burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.
'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'
by ShowBag April 24, 2009
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carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
by oralb69 August 21, 2008
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carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006
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Carpet Burn

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring
I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home
by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011
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