bureautard 

Someone who has worked in government so long that they have lost all ability to reason.

Our local government is made up of a bunch of bureautards

bureautard by ohdave July 19, 2011

beautard 

A beautiful retard.

Wow she is such a beautard.

beautard by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

beautarded 

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

beautarded by RotJ November 5, 2005

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

breaktarded by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

beautarded 

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

beautarded by ianvogue May 13, 2014

Beautarded 

etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.

wow, that waitress is really beautarded!

Beautarded by vtbobm August 31, 2010

bureaucart 

Enjoying advantages of bureaucratic tendencies

Dey had a joy ride on da bureaucart.

bureaucart by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010