4 definition by Mitch69bitch

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When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.

“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination”
“Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

Nathan's special chex mix.

"Olivia put my garbeboes down"

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage with the goal of becoming intoxicated.

"Pass me some slurp"
"Where we slurping tonight boys"

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

A beautiful retard.

Wow she is such a beautard.

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018