beautarded
adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)
beautarded by RotJ November 5, 2005
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beautarded
When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.
beautarded by ianvogue May 13, 2014
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beautarded • betarded • bartarded • batarded • bastarded • bartarded beinge • beautard • beautarized • beautated • beertarded
Beautarded
etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.
Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
Beautarded by vtbobm August 31, 2010
bastarded
bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009
bartarded beinge
A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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