This epidemic became clear starting in
Jan 2008 in the city of Tampa. It has caused many Programmers to miss
work as well as baby seals to be clubbed to
death on far away shores.
Symptoms
* Stuffy or Runny Nose
* Urge to eat
Chocolate
* Urge to miss
work
* Loss or Shortness of Breath
Cause This epidemic was traced back to a programmer CBurck (patient zero). Epidemiologists tracked the strain all the way back New Orleans, LA. The strain is highly contagious and can be passed through the internet, coughing, and sharing air with a person infected.
If one comes in contact with CBurck PLEASE put a SARS mask on ASAP and avoid physical contact with the subject.
This encounter could cost you your job!