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Boniface
A lord of sexual activities. Many women have been known to fall victim to the sexual prowess of the Boniface, only to have been hospitalized for the ridiculous amounts of pleasure provided by this beast. Very dangerous, you certainly don't want to get on his wrong side.
Boniface by NightsWatch July 18, 2009
bongface
The intense headrush and subsequent complete knockout punch that comes immediately after smoking a gigantic rip of marijuana out of a bong. Typically the person experiencing bongface is incapable of speech or even thought for about one minute, after which the high disperses throughout the body, and the user becomes pleasantly blazed.
Person 1: /takes massive bong hit
Person 2: Dude, you're about to get the craziest bongface.
Person 1: /incoherent speech while closing eyes tightly and putting head in arms
Person 2: Dude, you're about to get the craziest bongface.
Person 1: /incoherent speech while closing eyes tightly and putting head in arms
bongface by Samuel Macintosh November 28, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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