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Boniface 

A lord of sexual activities. Many women have been known to fall victim to the sexual prowess of the Boniface, only to have been hospitalized for the ridiculous amounts of pleasure provided by this beast. Very dangerous, you certainly don't want to get on his wrong side.
Holy shit, that guy totally just Boniface'd me.
Boniface by NightsWatch July 18, 2009
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boniface 

A total scene person who mooches off everyone, but is a nice person all in all. Usually bitchy to their friends and denies it. Totally scene
sorry i could come over today, my mom was being a total boniface.
boniface by DxMx January 16, 2008

Boniface 

1. (verb) The act of burying a mayonnaise jar filled with marbles in your garden in an attempt to keep away vermin.

2. (noun) A person who believes that buried, strange objects ward off chipmunks, mice, moles, and other various creatures.
e.g 1. (verb) Those damn chipmunks are in for a surprise....I bonifaced them today!

2. (noun) My garden is vermin free because I am a boniface.
Boniface by buddy ol pal May 6, 2008

Boneface 

Anyone that is indescribable/undefinable. Or so utterly bizarre that boneface is the only term that can be applied.
Birgitte: Yo, did you see that gurl?
Kelcy: No what she do?
Mia: She didn't wear her flip flops in the communal shower at our sorority.
Kelcy: Wow...what a boneface!!
Boneface by The Corlebone April 4, 2009
Bonifacio is a loveable,caring and funny person he isn't afraid to speak his mind to anyone
Girl 1: Did you see him.
Girl 2: That's bonifacio he so handsome.
Bonifacio by Definition06 August 20, 2018
Not bona fide; a fluke; a charlatan.

Comes from ESPN's "Fantasy Focus" podcast where Nate "The Say Nay Kid" Ravitz and Matthew "Talented Mr. Roto" Berry play the game "Bona fide or Bonifacio?" In this game, they analyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak.

Comes from baseball player Emilio Bonifacio, who started off the 2009 season on fire but then faded into obscurity.
Dad 1: "Little Johnny had a great first T-Ball game. He got two hits and made a nice play at second base."
Dad 2: "Get out of here. Your kid is totally bonifacio. My kid's team is going to shit all over his bitch-ass team's face next game. You just wait. Then next year when my kid gets to pitch, well haha, let's just say Johnny better not forget his facemask, because he'll be getting a little chin music if you know what I mean. YOUR ASS IS GOIN' DOWN!"
Dad 1: "It's T-Ball, dude, calm down."
Dad 2: "IN YO' FACE MR. BONIFACIO! OH YEAH!"
bonifacio by Nicholas D August 26, 2011