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An amazing person with a sweet personality, and damn she's hot!

She knows exactly what to say and is so helpful to everyone around her.

and like I said SHE HAS A ROCKING BOD
Areal is rocking those shorts. Damn girl.
Areal by dfggres December 30, 2013
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This person is hot, gorgeous, talented, and intelligent. She's kind and approachable, but don't take advantage of it because she'll be the scariest person you'll meet. She might look happy, but trust me, she's dying inside. So if you have a friend named Areal, try to check on her before she gives up on life.
Areal was treated badly by the people around her, but she chose to smile despite all of it.
Areal by kulayrosasangbukas March 6, 2022

areal weight

The weight of fiber per unit area (width times length) of tape or fabric. Term typically used in the composites industry.
"That fabric has an areal weight of .2 psi."
areal weight by the_grad June 21, 2005

Jacqualine Areal Nguyen 

Nicknamed Suki Suki
Sucky sucky five/zero dorra
She so horny!
She ruv you rong time
Race traitor, that's strictly WMAF/Ivory Fever. Loves Vietnam vets. Trump loving, Confederate flag waving, MAGA supporting, neo Nazi/KKK sympathizer.
A fat dumb ugly Vietnamese slut that is either stuffing her mouth with food, or stuffing her mouth with fat hairy elderly white men's dick, with or without pay. Likes to wear big hoop earrings heavy make up, high heels, choker, glasses braces, wears pigtails, usually naked and on her knees hands behind her back or all fours. "Exotic" dancer aka stripper, "Escort" dating aka hooker. Likes to or can usually be found in or around public men's bathhouses or rest stop restrooms, truck stops, volunteering at elderly/assisted living, golf courses, biker bars, trump rallies, mens bingo night, cheap hourly motels, NASCAR, country/redneck hill billy concerts, offroading mudding, farms, trailer parks, lifted truck shows, confession booths with priests, pastors, staff for boys camp/boy scouts, basically anywhere white men of all ages frequent
All Jacqualine Areal Nguyen knows and is only ever good for using her mouth. Her love for food, and her lust for fellatio, so passionate that she enjoys being shamed/labeled as fatty & slutty, is very well known among the white community. Jackie is a true piggy, equipped with pigtails and love handles, that eats anything she can get her mouth on, and equally is and loves to be a cum dumpster/ urinal that sucks on any cock she can get her mouth on.

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Area 51 Motorsports 

A gang based in Spanaway Washington that is not respected by any other gang or law enforcement agency as a real gang but instead it is widely known as some wannabe rednecks who think they are cool. The leader now resides in Copperas Cove Texas with his ugly retarded wife and bridge troll mother in law.
Real thug: Yo my homie repazent yo clik! Fake Redneck: Area 51 Motorsports
Real Thug: ha ha I'll kick your ass.
Fake Redneck: Cries to mommie and takes vicodin.

Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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