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bungered 

To be taken in by an arrogant, greedy, manipulative self-serving individual who preys on the mentally ill for their own personal monetary gain.
My insurance company referred me to a new psychiatrist. After several appointments, I feel worse than I did before treatment, and I continue to receive bills for sessions my insurance said they paid for. I have been thoroughly bungered!
bungered by pharmaca April 20, 2011
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Bunkered 

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.
While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.
Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

bungeyed 

Bungeyed is when one consumes enough alcohol to be absolutely shitfaced and cops darts for the fucken boys.
Whoah sam and max were so bungeyed at duck creek
bungeyed by Wagoos and nob July 18, 2017

Bingered 

When your argument accidentally proves the point your opposition is making.
Example:

The MSM knew their narrative was F’d as they watched their chosen plot get bingered by the prosecuting attorney every single day of the trial.
Bingered by Awake and Aware November 9, 2021

Bungired 

Simultaneously Bored, Hungry and Tired. Usually the effect of a sunday afternoon.
"God man i am sooo bored! And hungry. Also tired! Man i hate sundays"
"Well Bungired is normal for this day..."
Bungired by CHANCHANMAN August 2, 2009

Bunkered 

To run away from friends for one's own glory during a running race.
We ran will Aaron for 4hours, till 1km from the finish and he Bunkered us.
Bunkered by MikeHos June 11, 2018

bunkered day 

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'
bunkered day by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010
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