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A lame dice game that ladies use as an excuse for abandoning their families and drinking on a weeknight.
I'm sorry, honey, I can't cook or help with the kids' homework tonight; I am needed at the bunco party.
bunco by wONDERcHIC! July 14, 2010
A lame dice game played by old women who have no life. Mainly used as an excuse to get drunk on Moscato.
Hey becky, the ex has the kids this weekend! Wanna get wild and party?!?

Absolutely Beth! Ill get the girls and we can play Bunco!
Bunco by DaRealest24/7 October 2, 2023

bunco squad 

The bunco squad is those policemen who investigate confidence swindles. In use from the 40's through the 60's. Not usual among law enforcement today.

The original "bunco" was a dishonest gambling game. Perhaps a variant of banco, from Spanish banca, which is a card game similar to "monte".

Eventually the word evolved to mean swindling or fraud of any sort).

Now applied to various groups of poseurs who appear with their wack front.
"The Bunko people are really carrying a needle for the Rube"--W.S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

Look... Here comes the bunco squad in their rice burner CRXs.
bunco squad by Earl Buttle August 10, 2005

Bunco Babes 

Classy, hot, young professionals that have made Bunco the new Bridge club.
The Bunco Babes are getting together for another Margarita Bunco game and are ready to make some noise!
Bunco Babes by Ms.Frizzle August 7, 2010
Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
Beunco by sanchosuitcase December 25, 2022

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....