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a person who is being a bum and is non-interacting with them and being like a turd
bumturd example=a person who is being lazy and a bum
bumturd by pokemon8883 April 7, 2010
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A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict
1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!
Butturd by Omarei August 20, 2011
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a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner
love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bumtard by Log-jane May 2, 2008
The small amount of solid fecal matter that falls from the anus after passing a large bowel movement usually resulting in a PLOP.
After having been unsatisfied with my bowel movement I felt a butturd coming and quickly sat back down on the toilet for the relief I had come for. PLOP.
butturd by Sullidomis October 26, 2011

bumtardski 

When someone is a broke ass bum fucking retard that literally never fucking makes any sense
Random: the earth is flat

Person listening: you're a bumtardski if you believe that fuckin shit
bumtardski by Trxp Monkey February 9, 2021
someone who likes arsehole and is a massive retard
jerry:hey joe
joe:shut up you bumtard
jerry:what i dont like arses.
bumtard by mrdoof June 1, 2021
A unique name to call people, since it is a combination of Butt and Turd, but also is spelled with 3 t's. Usually said when someone accidentally says this. Usually used for bad people or people who are bad at something, but mostly used when someone is bad at something
Rebecca is such a butturd at video games!
Butturd by Waea March 2, 2023
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