bumsplosion

The blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. The detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the bumsplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. The bumsplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the bumsplosion for the aftershocks.

I tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and I found myself on my side at the epicenter of the bumsplosion, my head on a sandcastle.

bumsplosion by Ronny Junkins September 27, 2011

Baysplosion 

An un-motivated explosion, usually in an action movie or film. The word originated from the director Micheal Bay (Transformers 1 and 2, Pearl Harbor, and The Island) who notoriously blows up a considerable amount of objects in his films that would normally never explode.

When that car crashed into that tree it caused a huge Baysplosion!

Baysplosion by RED47 October 28, 2009

cumsplosion 

An enormous amount of jizz to come out during masturbation or sex.

Carl was jerking off to some porn when he finally cummed. A hot load of jizz coated everything in front of him, a cumsplosion. He didn’t stop though. The stream of hot jizz didn’t look like it was about to stop. The stream kept coming. Carl tried to stop it by holding his dick tight but it hurt like hell. He stepped out of his chair and it still rushed out. The dripping stream didn’t stop. He tried putting on pants but filled up with cum. He went out naked. He bravely stepped out of his house to try and get help but then the door locked behind him. His cock dripped with cum faster and faster. His raging boner was rock hard. He then saw his crush walking toward him.

cumsplosion by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

bimsplosion 

To bust a nut in the style of the great Bimson. Usually performed on the facial region but can be compatible with the anal passage. Strictly used in straight relationships.

"Damn homie, i just done Bimsplosion on my girl".

bimsplosion by The Bim March 23, 2008

Buttplosion 

When one attempts to release a short loud collection of methane gas, otherwise known as a fart, but releases a concentrated sphere of fecal matter into ones underwear. The collection of feces is usually leathery in texture, thus preventing excessive smearing, but it will stain.

The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.

After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.

-Did you see Bill run out of here, what was that about?

-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.

-Poor bastard.

Buttplosion by scraps992 April 2, 2011

cumsplosion 

Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.

"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.

cumsplosion by kevmulk November 1, 2008

Baysplosions 

1.) A technique used in movies to attract men's interest. It contains many explosions and is usually directed by Michael Bay. The T.V. show Robot Chicken is responsible for coining the term Baysplosions.

Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo

That movie was only good for the baysplosions.

Baysplosions by rawramp February 25, 2009