"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."
by Kevmulk May 08, 2012
Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.
"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.
by kevmulk September 18, 2008