2 definitions by kevmulk

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Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.
"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.
by kevmulk September 17, 2008
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Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.
"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."
by kevmulk May 07, 2012
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