Definitions by kevmulk

Fuccoutrements 

Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.

"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."

Fuccoutrements by Kevmulk October 17, 2012

cumsplosion 

Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.

"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.

cumsplosion by kevmulk November 1, 2008