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bassplosion

When bass fishing the biggest fish you've ever seen explodes from the water after your bait. This event is more dramatic with a large fish in a small lake or creek.
There was a tremendous bassplosion as Larry's fish took his bait.

This is a variant of "bassplode" which is the action that causes a bassplosion and "bassploded" when referring to a bassplosion in the past.
by Daggie June 25, 2016
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assplosion

The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.
We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.
by urbanparker May 4, 2015
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Halifax Assplosion

After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!
Buddy gave me right some Halifax Assplosion last night.
by quigley dawn June 28, 2010
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Baysplosion

An un-motivated explosion, usually in an action movie or film. The word originated from the director Micheal Bay (Transformers 1 and 2, Pearl Harbor, and The Island) who notoriously blows up a considerable amount of objects in his films that would normally never explode.
When that car crashed into that tree it caused a huge Baysplosion!
by RED47 October 28, 2009
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bimsplosion

To bust a nut in the style of the great Bimson. Usually performed on the facial region but can be compatible with the anal passage. Strictly used in straight relationships.
"Damn homie, i just done Bimsplosion on my girl".
by The Bim March 23, 2008
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Baysplosions

1.) A technique used in movies to attract men's interest. It contains many explosions and is usually directed by Michael Bay. The T.V. show Robot Chicken is responsible for coining the term Baysplosions.
Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo

That movie was only good for the baysplosions.
by rawramp February 25, 2009
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Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl
Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012
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