bumrest

A bench, seat, or anywhere that one can sit.

Someone's trashed the park bumrests again.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

bumrust

The brown fecal colour and flakes that appear around an anus.

When she bent over, Kyle could clearly see a ring of bumrust around her anus.

by jungletriad December 5, 2004

Bumretch

Bumretch- 1. A form of extreme Diarrhea.
2. A very strong insult (see below for example)

"Don't be such a Bumretch."

Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)

by The unhappy toilet July 23, 2012

bumbest

A term used exclusively towards stoned individuals and/or trans girls. If you're apart of one of these groups then you know.

"That guy's on something, he's definitely the bumbest."

by Bellrockss October 8, 2023

bumrection

The act of obtaining an erection with your anus, or "bum". This exhilerating phenomenom can be experienced by both female and male anus, however most common in homosexual males. A bumrection usually lasts somewhere in the vacinity of 5 minutes and 29 hours). Commonly experienced when watching Ben Hur...of which no people are bigger than.

-Why, your bumrection is rather large today...may i penetrate you?
-Heidi:"Wow...what is that odd yet arousing sensation in my rectum...could it be a bumrection?"
Charles:"I'm not entirely sure... but may i poke/prod around and have a look/feel?"
Heidi:"Sure, just dont touch the bumrection....its my first and i shall frame it :D "

by Whilma Zan Zeyk nstein January 19, 2006

Bumfest

The sacred activity which occurs every night when a group of humans named Whitney, Cody, Andy, Blake, etc gather together to get high, stare at walls in silence, and pass out.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"The same thing I do every night..bumfesting!!"

by Whitney Leigh October 14, 2004

Bummest

The act of being the most lazy out of everyone and anyone. Usually bums around and does nothing 24/7.

Jake is the bummest person I've ever met.

by madwall December 24, 2013