"Don't be such a Bumretch."
Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)
Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)
by The unhappy toilet July 23, 2012
A place referenced by the Oatmeal during his Columbus Day comic, where Columbus turned out to be evil. A fact which most people knew already when he went about trying to rape mermaids- I mean manatees.
"Dood, I like skateboards so much that icecream tacos make no sense", said the ignorant fat man from Bumretch, Nebrahoma.
by The Stupidest Person Alive December 16, 2021