1 definition by The unhappy toilet

Bumretch

Bumretch- 1. A form of extreme Diarrhea.
2. A very strong insult (see below for example)

"Don't be such a Bumretch."

Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)

by The unhappy toilet July 23, 2012