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bumpaste 

An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.
"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."
bumpaste by Boris DeMilo January 20, 2009
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a tart that is most-definitely made out of bum. (this refers to a gluteus maximus made into a pastry). it taste like lose.
you, good sir are A BUMTART, and i shall not speak with you.
bumtart by Baffle-boy January 5, 2010

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)
I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007
an idiotic person, someone who does silly things
don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!
bumfart by Avoura December 3, 2005
A sexual act where a man puts his penis into a vagina or anus like a dart.
bumdart by Matthew Cassell October 23, 2004

Bumdarts 

The act in which a rampant homosexual partakes.
You bumdarts champion
Bumdarts by Sam March 17, 2003