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bumshlumper
All I have been doing it in the office todayis bumshlumping ” you lazy bumshlumper “. bumshlumper, lazy,chillax,kickback,workshy,workdodger,bumshlumping
bumshlumper by edgood March 15, 2012
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bompalompalomp
bompalompalomp by scenster becca October 3, 2005
dumpalumpa
n.
a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005
umpalumpa gangbang
The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015
buffalump
"Kerri was squirming around a lot but when I sunk my teeth into her buffalump she just sighed and went along with it."
That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!
Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.
That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!
Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.
buffalump by squatnplop October 6, 2011
Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes
this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person
O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes
Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes
Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes
Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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