A officebased person who job it is to be seated most of the day doing not much,
All I have been doing it in the office todayis bumshlumping ” you lazy bumshlumper “. bumshlumper, lazy,chillax,kickback,workshy,workdodger,bumshlumping
The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.