1. When the weight of being so pimp or having so much swag causes you to physically limp. Signs of a pimpalimp are sagging of the pants and seemingly having no bones in the limbs.
The pimpalimp is usually used by posers but occasionally by the megadouche. If you see someone pimpalimpin please consult a physician.
2. Often meant to mean "cool" because there weren't enough words to say that already.
1.
Guy 1: Check out that swaggot over there!
Guy 2: Holy shit! He's pimpalimpin! We should get him to a doctor.
2.
Swaggot: Wow! Iz so trick ass pimpalimpin dat we gots da paper!
The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.