BumFight(s)

Where you get stupid-ass hobos and pay them little or no money to fight and do other stupid shit for your own sick amusement.

Paying on to tattoo BUMFIGHT across his knuckles or his forhead for a couple slugs of whiskey.

by mike styckiewicz April 22, 2003

BumFight(s)

The act of inserting some sort of baton i.e. drumstick, chopstick, dildo etc. etc. up your arse, leaving a good length sticking out. Your opponent does the same and you hit each others baton with your own to make you opponents fall out. The first one to lose his/her baton is the loser, allowing the winner to run his baton under the loser's nose getting a good whiff.

Quote Dirty sanchez 'You put a jellyfish on my T-Shirt, cracked an egg on my face and wrote BumFight(s) on my forehead'

Also 'I challenge you to a bum fight - a drumstick shall be my weapon of choice'

by E. Williams September 26, 2006

BumFights

Controversial homevideo, or "documentary", where young men decided to video tape the real "street life." Includes bums fighting, bums being tied up, and vandalism.

BumFights is even too sickening for Tom Green! But Tom Green is some one-balled faggot so who cares! Go Rufus!

by Beedub December 27, 2003

bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool

by bigBalla June 25, 2005

bumfights

when two homeless people brawl for cash or booze

" it's called bumfights"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

bumfights

Best damn video ever.

I'ma serve rocks. All day, all long.

by KRHimself April 16, 2004

bumflights

a poorly conditioned shoe, usually dirty or out of date.

i cant believe he stepped on my shoe with his bumflights

by agzfbaby February 9, 2010