cumdumpling
cumdumpling by BABYYGG March 25, 2021
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cumdumpling
A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.
Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.
cumdumpling by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021
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bumdumpling
Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage
bumdumpling by cornfritter January 3, 2011
cum dumpling
The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.
Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.
Corey: No way, hook me up.
Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.
Corey: No way, hook me up.
Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.
cum dumpling by Saint712 June 26, 2007
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