cumdumpling

A.K.A a child who is acting like a little shit.

My son was such a cute cumdumpling.

by BABYYGG March 25, 2021

cumdumpling

A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.

Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.

by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021

bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

cum dumpling

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.

Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.

The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.

by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004