Bumblefuckery

Absolute insanity.
Elephants with fucking lasers, man.
Elephants with smaller elephants in carts carrying lasers.
Bumblefuckery.

"I say good sir, have you partaken in the internet game 'Elephant Quest?'"
"Yeah I have, it's pure bumblefuckery!"
"Quite."

by Captain Bumblefuckery December 11, 2012

bumblefuckery

#bumblefuckery #bumblefry #bumblebeez: Momentary failure to live up to the Mission, Vision and Values (MVV) declared by the Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a verifiably beneficial service (VBS). Who through the provision of service, and/or way service was provided, caused unintentional or unrecognizable harm (CUIH or CURH) to student/s, client/s, patient/s or other service recipient/s (S/C/P/OSR). And may have done so so in ways that adversely impact both the S/C/P/OSR as well as their Kin (via inconvenience, expense, &/or situational, chronic or seismic harm (Via I, E, SH/CH/SH). The impact of which may affect current financial, physical, mental, emotional, moral &/or spiritual well-being and may also extend in far reaching ways, compounding existing trauma from lived experiences where harm was caused when progress, well-being &/or healing was promised yet not delivered in categorially inept &/or harmful ways; requiring time, energy and money to care for immediate wounds, while also having to address, redress or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible. #restitutionrequiredalongwithpossiblerestorationandreparations

"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ " Swim School in _ _ _ _ _ _, CA USA exhibited #bumblefuckery when the owners did not immediately reprimand their employees for spanking K-5 students who were scared to swim instead of exploring what was scary about learning to swim and determining how to better approach acclimating #WaterSensitive Students #NeurodiverseStudents #StudentsWithInvisibleDisabilities to a pool environment. Including the pool itself; the scent of a pool; the ambient and variable sounds of a pool; the temperature of a pool and how it varies from first steps to deepest waters; the physical sensations of being in a pool up to your *ankles, calves, *knees, *groin, *chest, *neck; and/or *having your head underwater be it momentarily and willingly or otherwise**. Not to mention taking on larger Learning Curves like staying underwater for more than the average person can hold their breath, dog paddling in the deep end of the pool (aided or unaided), jumping off a diving board (accompanied or unaccompanied), sliding down a slide (retro, current or water park) and/or jumping off a high dive (knowingly and with consent or unknowingly without consent).

* Each of these requiring a different level of awareness, care, concern and trouble shooting depending of the lived experiences of the student, client or other service recipient -- along with different approaches to safely move from shallower waters to deeper waters, well assisted and well supported, to independently.

by Wendy Darling + Peter's Wendy August 31, 2023

bumblefucked

lost in the middle of nowhere to the point of where you are truly fucked and have no hope of ever finding your way back..

we just past bumblefuck.. now we are in bumblefucked.. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!???

by slayne December 29, 2004

Bumblefucked

When you meet up with a bumble date but he turns out to be a fuck boi

Did you hear about claires bumble date?

Yea i heard he was totally wack...

Yea he was a total fuck boi

Yea she totes got bumblefucked

by germanrodriguez22 August 11, 2016

bumblefucked

1.Failed to not have been fucked. 2. Having been fucked so hard that life itself seems indifferent or useless.

1. I tried to avoid pissing off the roidhead, but I was bumblefucked the minute he saw my average sized penis. 2. Bumblefucked, I fell off a cliff and was eaten by wolves while teenagers preached their ultimate wisdom for eternity.

by pungkram April 22, 2010

Bustlefuckery

The act of entering a place of business in a hurried and expectant manner, often agitated or with great determination.

"Kenneth executed a splendid display of bustlefuckery when he rushed through the closing doors of his local McDonalds to complain to the counter staff about a meal he had purchased several months ago"

by anonymous February 6, 2020

Bumblefucked

Bumblefucked - when you go on a Bumble date instead of handling important business and now things are messed up for good.

When deciding on a company name, she decided it was more important to go out on her Bumble date, and while she was out our unwanted co-worker added his name to the door. Without her vote to reject it, his name is now permanently the name of the company. She Bumblefucked us.

by Brad&Brittany February 15, 2023