bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty October 29, 2008

bum dumplings

To describe a bad case of haemorrhoids!

what tha fuck, you got massive bum dumplings falling outta ya ass!!! get some fucking Anusol or something, arh man that is soooo gross!.

by Stoned yoda May 23, 2006