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Bum Crack 

To un-intentionally show you bum. Usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. Or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that assist in revealing your bum crack.
I was walking along the street when I saw two moons looking at me. The fattest builder was showing every one his bum crack. To which I shouted out say no to crack!
Bum Crack by Harpo July 20, 2004
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Bum crack 

A poo hole especially designed for farts and shitting also it is a lovely shape and adds allot to the human body it a great feature you are lucky if yours is brown and hairy
Your bum crack is looking delicious today.
Bum crack by queefer1 October 20, 2018

Bum crack 

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!
Bum crack by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf
Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage] 

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum
"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.
Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...