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bully wank

This is where you've mildly got the horn but you're tired/had a long day/been wanking all day anyway and then you force yourself to masturbate on top of all that.

Of course, consent is involved, it's not like you have to coerce yourself into grabbing your own genitals - "Oh come on, honey, you'll like it, I promise!" - more that you feel you should have a play, even given the state you're in, and you really try to enjoy yourself, but you heart's just not in it.
i spent two hours on my bully wank and all i got was this lousy orgasm and sleep deprivation.
by killrockstars August 11, 2006
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Bully Wank

This usually occurs when your partner, typically your girlfriend or wife, has gone to sleep and you have the horn but she is having none of it. To initiate the Bully Wank you gently push your hard-on into her back until she eventually gives in and she turns over and quickly and aggressively wanks you off.
She just wouldn't have sex with me, so she turned over and gave me a bully wank.
by Rodlehctab Wehttam October 13, 2008
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Billy Wanka

A person that rolls up to you and gives a wink, a smirk and a cheek noise. It could mean anything really but if you do this then you are a Billy Wanka. Or you have just given a Billy Wank.
Billy rolled up and gave a Billy Wank.

Billy left a Billy Wanka.
by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025
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bullwank

When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.
"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"
by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010
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bullswanky

Jack : "Man, that is some bullshit right there"
Jill : "No, Jack. We can't say that in front of the children. That is some bullswanky right there"
by TheChillestDude February 3, 2015
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Billywank

A twist on "Billywhizz" meaning a fast wanker.
A classic example of a Billywank is Usain Bolt.
by Alexander Graham Bellend August 23, 2009
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bullwank

a word for someone talkin shit or something being crap
''Dont talk such bullwank''
by pixiesykes October 7, 2006
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