bully wank

This is where you've mildly got the horn but you're tired/had a long day/been wanking all day anyway and then you force yourself to masturbate on top of all that.

Of course, consent is involved, it's not like you have to coerce yourself into grabbing your own genitals - "Oh come on, honey, you'll like it, I promise!" - more that you feel you should have a play, even given the state you're in, and you really try to enjoy yourself, but you heart's just not in it.

i spent two hours on my bully wank and all i got was this lousy orgasm and sleep deprivation.

bully wank by killrockstars August 11, 2006

Bully Wank

This usually occurs when your partner, typically your girlfriend or wife, has gone to sleep and you have the horn but she is having none of it. To initiate the Bully Wank you gently push your hard-on into her back until she eventually gives in and she turns over and quickly and aggressively wanks you off.

She just wouldn't have sex with me, so she turned over and gave me a bully wank.

Bully Wank by Rodlehctab Wehttam October 13, 2008

Billy Wanka 

A person that rolls up to you and gives a wink, a smirk and a cheek noise. It could mean anything really but if you do this then you are a Billy Wanka. Or you have just given a Billy Wank.

Billy rolled up and gave a Billy Wank.

Billy left a Billy Wanka.

Billy Wanka by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025

bullwank 

When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.

"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"

bullwank by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010

bullswanky 

A euphemism for bullshit.

Jack : "Man, that is some bullshit right there"
Jill : "No, Jack. We can't say that in front of the children. That is some bullswanky right there"

bullswanky by TheChillestDude February 3, 2015

Billywank 

A twist on "Billywhizz" meaning a fast wanker.

A classic example of a Billywank is Usain Bolt.

Billywank by Alexander Graham Bellend August 23, 2009

bullwank 

a word for someone talkin shit or something being crap

''Dont talk such bullwank''

bullwank by pixiesykes October 7, 2006