that is some bullshittle
by pope435 February 1, 2019
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Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
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by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021
Get the Band 5 Bullshitter mug."My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
by TWC.TV March 5, 2016
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So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
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by electric172 August 28, 2005
Get the Bullshittery mug.a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.
Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom
Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares
Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun
Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom
Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares
Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun
Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
Salesman: "The price point of this house is so high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."
Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"
Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"
by Col. Hans Landa December 30, 2011
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