Shaddap

Pronounced with excessive exaggeration of the second "a", as in example 1. Shaddap is used to tell somebody to shut up without sounding overly serious. It can also be used pre-emptively, as in example 2. The crowning usage of shaddap however is as an unexpected end to a phrase, particularly when used to imply that somebody had said something extremely stupid.
1. "Shaddaaaaaaaaaaaap."

2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."

3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
by Innominate February 01, 2008
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shopped

When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.
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This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
by Innominate July 16, 2007
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Englush

Pronounced ing-lush.

The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
Person 1: I ain't never seen a color like that y'all!

Person 2: Oh God, he's reverted to Englush.
by Innominate November 07, 2008
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bullshittical

When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.
I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.
by Innominate December 09, 2008
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Emasculine

Emasculine as in e-masculine. A portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. Typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy.
This guy said he would kick my ass after I beat him at CS. He's so emasculine!
by Innominate September 07, 2008
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WTFB

Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.

When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"

"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate February 01, 2008
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WTFB

Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is what one develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.

When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"

"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate January 26, 2008
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