Innominate's definitions
SIY is the counterpoint to DIY - Screw It Yourself. It can refer to one of two things:
1. A frustratingly difficult Do It Yourself exercise attempted by an unqualified 'handyman'.
2. A retort to a friend setting you up with a troll.
Combinations are possible.
1. A frustratingly difficult Do It Yourself exercise attempted by an unqualified 'handyman'.
2. A retort to a friend setting you up with a troll.
Combinations are possible.
1. Fuck this SIY Ikea shit!
2. SIY, I'm not touching that.
Combination: SIY, I bet she goes for premature ejaculators.
2. SIY, I'm not touching that.
Combination: SIY, I bet she goes for premature ejaculators.
by Innominate May 1, 2009
Get the SIYmug. Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
Get the WTFBmug. Pronounced ing-lush.
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
by Innominate March 22, 2009
Get the Englushmug. Emasculine as in e-masculine. A portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. Typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy.
by Innominate October 22, 2008
Get the Emasculinemug. When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.
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This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
by Innominate December 31, 2008
Get the shoppedmug. Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.
When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.
When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
"I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."
"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."
"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
by Innominate January 11, 2009
Get the Cut All Tiesmug. by Innominate December 17, 2008
Get the bullshitticalmug.