bullschiff

When you publicly lie to the same group of people a couple of years apart about basically the same thing, but you are too dumb to understand that no one believes you.

Adam is telling the same old bullschiff.

by Clamp Nuts December 21, 2022

Bullshifters

The name of Ellis' high school truck club, as seen on his shirt in the video game Left4Dead 2. It is a play on words; "shifters" referring to trucks/cars, and if you haven't already figured it out, the whole word sounds like "bull shitters".

I sabotaged the Bullshifters meeting with donkey poo.

by devlinne February 18, 2010

bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

by supereboy November 27, 2012

Bullschismo

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.

Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!

by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

bullshift

An unreasonable work shift. One that starts at an unreasonable time or is of unreasonable length. It may also be a change to your regular time or day.

Hey did you see the bullshift that jackass boss assigned me today. I guess I'll be working until midnight again.

by Traecy November 29, 2007

Bullshifakin

To tell an obvious lie; Over exaggerate

Joe said he was sick and couldn't go to the bar, but really his girl just wouldn't let him. That clowns gotta quit bullshifakin'.

by RhettxNxWild August 1, 2011

bullshift

for jobs that involve shiftwork, getting assigned an undesirable shift.

My supervisor gave me the three o'clock bullshift tomorrow.

by mj2007 November 9, 2007