Bullschismo

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.

Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!

by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

Bullshitmosphere

A social or work-like atmosphere or environment ripe for unintentional and nonsensical shenanigans.

Operating in the Bullshitmosphere is much like buying a car, a regulated process based on untruth.

by Bcrichie December 15, 2013

bullschisster

A bullshit artist, or someone who is bitching and complaining all the time.

That bullschisster complains about other people in order to cover up for his our inadequacy!

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

bullshistory

Da generally-useless-to-your-future-life/employment "set of lies agreed-upon" sawdusty-dry clap-trap dat dey force-feedingly shove down your boredom-parched throat during grade school.

Why should I bother learning all that bullshistory in school when I will seldom --- if ever --- need said knowledge in my future adult life, especially if a lot of it isn't even accurate, anyway???

by QuacksO June 21, 2019