Bullshitfest 

Adj.

Posessing the qualities of ridiculous-beyond-belifedness for an extended period of time in multiple ways.

Refers to the words Bullshit (meaning a possible lie or deception, usually to the point of being unbelieveably ridiculous) and Fest (meaning a gathering of a kind, a celebration, usually lasting a decent amount of time).

BP's reasons for not

The online Psych 101 Labs that Dr. Gremble assigned are a total Bullshitfest. They take forever... and they have nothing to do with the human mind!

My Ex-Girlfriends excuses like "Washing my hair" always smelled of a total Bullshitfest.

Bullshitfest by MeesaG! September 2, 2010

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

bullshitness 

When a person is tired and fed up of all the bullshit they would recieve from work or people.

I'm just frustrated with the timing and the bullshitness of it all.

bullshitness by meangirl7685 December 12, 2009

bullshitless 

1) The opposite of Bullshit
2) Straight to the point

Person 1: Woah, Look at that essay, It's so bullshitless and straight to the point!

bullshitless by SaffronAmberSeda April 28, 2009

bullshitnessman 

Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.

loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.

Me: Oh, you day-trade?

loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.

winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...

loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.

Me: Mad money?

loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.

Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.

loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.

bullshitnessman by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus

"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"

Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006