supereboy's definitions

Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

by SuperEboy July 9, 2010

carbrohydrates

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.

Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."

by SuperEboy July 10, 2010

fug

A hug given by a ferret.

I could really use a fug right now..

by SuperEboy June 11, 2011

cape rape

The process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her ass whooped. This expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.

If Thor and Spiderman had to fight each other, Spiderman would get cape raped.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

pummelfest

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.

1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

vultured down

A variation of chow down; Used to describe the rapid consumption of food by multiple individuals (usually siblings) during a family styled meal. Vulturing down ensures that you get the portions you desire before that food is depleted.

I planned on having ham for Thanksgiving this year, but it was vultured down before it even made it to the table.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

lazy man sandwich

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.

When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014