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bullcocker 

A flatcocker (see 'flatcockers') who ALWAYS assumes (or wants to, anyway) the dominant position. And, unlike a flatcocker, who usually only uses the prehensile pubic and hip bones, the bullcocker sometimes enlists the help of instruments to further her mission and to better give satiation to the submissive femme that is the object of her affections.
"Did you see how that bullcocker worked over that submissive femme in the movie? I didn't know if that little lady would be able to handle that onslaught. That REALLY turned me on!" 'Bullcocker', as well as the word 'flatcockers' has been in use for many, many years here in the Southern United States.
bullcocker by Southern Man April 4, 2006
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Bullcockery 

Feeling his life had no purpose, he committed suicide by means of bullcockery.
Bullcockery by NotSeth666 September 27, 2017

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Bullocker 

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!
If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)
Bullocker by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

Bullhonkery

English slang for bull-poo/bullshit.
Something to the effect of "Whateva, you're soooo lieing!"
That was a buncha bullhonkery!
Bullhonkery by CooKie MonSta April 19, 2006

Bullfuckery 

Bullshit+Fuckery=Bullfuckery
(...in AP Bio class for example)
Teacher: "And so the mitochondria...blah blah blah etc"
Confused student: (smashes face on desk) "Ahhh what is this bullfuckery. It makes no sense >.<"

or something such as...

(rainbow unicorn flies across the sky and eats rainbows and poops butterflies and brings you cookies)
Person: wow...bullfuckery...wtf just happened...win...

or perhaps...
Student A: "oh crap, i forgot to do my homework"
Student B: "way to go"
Student A: "yeah...ill just write down some bullfuckery"
Bullfuckery by mufasa4tehwin February 3, 2012

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.
Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
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