bugger fuck

when the world turns its back on you, and when life deals you unfair cards.

the time it takes for aladdin and jasmine to finally get married.

by ogaiy June 15, 2003

fuck bugger

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS

oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it

by lad dude February 20, 2017

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.

Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!

by yahuh December 28, 2004

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

loose burger cheeky fuck

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.

"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

by Achasers July 30, 2007

fuck burger

A dickish or asshole roommate

Carson stop being a fuck burger

by BurntNewdlz February 17, 2019

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008