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Bronco-Buffered
occurs when a video is forced to buffer more than 3 times while using Western Michigan University's blazing slow internet.
Bronco-Buffered by Hates-Slow-Internet February 17, 2010
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Buffeted • buffered • buffeteers • Buffered Airdodge • Bufferedtalk • Buffete • Buffeter • Buffeteria • Buffted • Bronco-Buffered
buffeteers
Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
Buffeteer
Bufferedtalk
When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.
I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,
Bufferedtalk by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022
Buffete
A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.
Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Buffete by Detectivechar January 19, 2019
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.