budgetize

Comes from the word "budget" which is to manage your money, and the word "minimize", which usually means you are in the act of making smaller.

1) I need to budgetize my money for the parties this weekend.

2) I need to budgetize my money for that trip to Las Vegas next month!

budgetize by Nick October 15, 2004

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

Battery Budgeting 

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Battery Budgeting by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010

buggerize 

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.

I think I just buggerized the coffee maker.

buggerize by zmp February 10, 2005

Bucketized 

1. Someone who has just been introduced to the legendary guitar player Buckethead.
2. The experience of losing your Buckethead virginity.
3. Buckethead Baptism

Buckethead Virgin: "Man you look so happy, what are you listening too?"

Mozy Bot: "I'm listening to Buckethead, check out this Buckethead song Nottingham Lace."

Mozy Bot gives Buckethead Virgin his Mp3 player and headphones. 7 minutes later.

Buckethead Virgin (glowing): "WOW!!!! That was totally orgasmic! I can't believe anyone could sound that good. That was the sickest guitar solo ever! Thank You!!! I got to hear that again!"

Mozy Bot: "Congradulations, you have been BUCKETIZED. I feel that way every time I listen to Bucket. Go ahead and have another listen!"

Bucketized by mozmoz October 23, 2006

Budgetish 

Adj.

1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy cardboard and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.

2. State requisite for GOP press conference.

Orgin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009

It was not a budget in the sense that it had numbers. It was more budgetish.

Budgetish by urbandictonaryguy March 27, 2009

Bridgetize 

When something is made suitable for or by people specifically named Bridget.

“Wow! This apartment has been completely Bridgetized! She’s going to love it!”

Bridgetize by Pseudonymian Sam July 29, 2020