what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a pornoactor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)
A combination of bare assed and buck naked. Another form is buck ass nekkid. Usually applies to a drunk frat boy types in innocenthomo-erotic situations while hard drinking with their buddies.
Josh: "Hey, that Chad guy is buck ass naked and sportin' a semi."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.