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1) Most Rachels are sweet, caring, respectful individuals. However, there is one particular exception: She is a vile, obnoxious, ugly, slut that has no morals or worth. Becuase of her disrespectful selfish whoreish behavior, she is best to be avoided; especially when a boyfriend, fiance, or husband is present. She doesn't care who she hurts - she just desires the need to feel loved by being a slut.

This Rachel is trashy, appalling and incredibly two faced. You can't trust her under any circumstances and caution is recommended when dealing with her. She thinks of no one but herself and the needs of her disgusting loose vagina. She deservies the very worst in life because that is what she gives to others and is despised by many!

You can spot this Rachel easliy due to her horrid features such as her large nose, hugh thighs and thick man arms. She dresses like a socially retarded teenager even though he is well into her 20's. This Rachel lives in Lemont, IL and can be found anywhere that sells coffee. It is worth noting that caution should be had when near this Rachel. She is a despicable bitch, and more worthless than the cum stains on her bedsheets

Person 1: "Hey, do you know that dude over there? he keeps staring."
Person 2: "Oh, that's Rachel."
Person 1: "WOAH! That's a girl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's the chich Jake slept with."
Person 1: "Nasty! What was he thinking?"
Rachel Bryla
Brolami: (suffix pronounced like salami) is another word for bro or brother. Similar to variations such as broseph broheim brochacho etc.
FRIEND 1: What's up brolami! You tryna go play disc golf today?

FRIEND 2: Hell yeah bro! I'll get us some brewskis on the way there!
brolami by I love peanies June 26, 2020
The most amazing person in the world. Almost as amazing as Obama, lil has x, and Dababy combined.
Wow! That amazing person is such a brylan!
Brylan by FirstPersonAlive November 29, 2021
The most amazing person in the world... very attractive. Tends to be very sweet, smart, kind, bold, athletic, strong, loving and caring. He gets all the girls!
Wow, do you see that hot guy over there?! He must be a Brylan!!
Brylan by Killingit2840 October 2, 2016
That one 6 ft absolute chad who shows up to a party then which after whilst you are playing tf2 makes you give him a gawk gawk 3000 whilst you are sitting in a $399 pewdiepie gaming chair, whilst he screams hate speech at you and calls you a pencil dick. He will also force you to give him a upside down triple twisty gawky 9000 at any moment he wants, he will do it. But he is a big bro and really funny.
P1: That guy over there is the host of this party

P2: He looks like a Bryland.
A Bryland by TheGirthyFlute5000 October 29, 2020
a selfcentered dick...but at the same time knows how to make a girl swet.
has gorgeous eyes to stare at... hes tall and knows how to take a joke
its sooo hot in here its almost like bryam
bryam by magoonn April 19, 2009