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bell brusher 

Somebody of loose sexual credentials quite happy to spend most of their free time rigorously eating bell ends with such effect it appears they are brushing their teeth with someones cock.
check out this porn babe- shes a total bell brusher!
bell brusher by fackhunt August 21, 2009

cum brusher 

girl who brushes her teeth with cum and then smiles to show off her pearly cum shined whites
Guy 1: did u see how white tonyas teeth are?
Guy 2: Yeah that girl is a real cum brusher!
cum brusher by Erik G-Unit September 5, 2004

Escalator Brusher 

noun.

A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.

Risks include but are not limited to:

1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*

Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.

Person: Don't give a fuck.
Escalator Brusher by Frozen-Flame October 20, 2011

Double Dutch Brusher 

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.
Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.

Ball Brusher 

A full bowel movement that when finished, falls over like a large sequoia tree. Afterwhich one would be well advised to wipe the back of their balls as well as their anus.
a)"How'd It Go?"
b)"Man I dont know. But I must've had a lotta fibre yesterday because i just crapped a Ball Brusher!"
Ball Brusher by Dyckfyr December 9, 2008

anti brusher 

Somebody who really hates to brush their teeth or somebody who is incredibly dirtass.
Dude your breath smells like shit, you need to stop being such an anti brusher for real bra.
anti brusher by Paul Genitals January 13, 2007