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bruble

The sound projected from your stomach when you've held in a fart for too long while with a girl.
''bruble'' -Girl: what was that? -You: my stomach
by superduperhero November 22, 2015
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Brule

"Brule" is sassy slang for "bullshit rule." One way to spot a brule is to look for social constructs and commonly held beliefs that are so baked-in to our cultural understanding and worldview that they generally go unnoticed and unquestioned.
All too often brules keep us from believing and pursuing our dreams and goals.
by Brulebreaker November 6, 2023
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Broble

A book used to determine whether it is ethical to consume Mormons or not.
Jon needed to check the Broble to see if it was ethical to eat Mormons.
by J. Pickleson October 4, 2015
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dr. steve brule

A droctor
"Hi I'm Dr. Steve Brule"

"I'm a Droctor too!"
by Damnskippy2415 November 24, 2013
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Bruple

People who are more than best friends but less than a couple. They do have some sort of feelings attached. Pronounced similar to couple .
We are a Happy Bruple .
by Bstyagi April 25, 2017
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bruvlet

-A female version of the word bruv
-Someone who acts adorable All. The. Time.
Yo, bruvlet, I'm not dealing with your shit today.
Bruvlet, you look dope today.
Bruvlet I can't even.
by Eric_From_Kroger:) February 18, 2020
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The Crème Brulee Dessert

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
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