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brozillian 

when a man takes metrosexuality too far and shaves (or waxes) off all his pubic hair, in imitation of a brazillian.
Bob: Oh dude, I just saw a guy in the change room with a brozillian!

Rob: Why were you looking at another dude's balls dude?
brozillian by dcup January 14, 2009
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brozillian 

This is the masculine version of a brazillian.

Often used as a gimmick to make one's pecker look bigger than it really is.
I paid a prostitute $400 to give me a brozillian.
brozillian by the bro April 1, 2008
The modern man, leveled up in all areas of his life.

When an unstoppable monster meets your favorite bro, a brozilla is formed.
I want to be like Conor McGregor. He's a damn brozilla.
Brozilla by HairSoap June 25, 2017

white brazillian 

varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian
white brazillian by meltedcereal August 7, 2012

Brazilian Donut 

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.
Brazilian Donut by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016

brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.
That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.
brazilian goose by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017

Brazilian Squidward 

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward
Brazilian Squidward by nastynaay January 30, 2014
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