browsering

the online version of window shopping

I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing.

by aussieCliff April 11, 2009

facebook browsing

Term used when someone is Facebook stalking another but wants to seem less stalker-like.

I was Facebook browsing through her page and found out she was single!

by AlleySON January 7, 2011

Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

Doggy-Browsing

While having sex doggy-style with your partner, you decide to take out your laptop and use them as a stand as you browse.

I found some cool youtube videos while I was "doggy-browsing" yesterday.

by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 8, 2010

private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

by mac-lovin January 19, 2008

couch browsing

The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop.

Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up useless info on the internet. I'm couch browsing.

by Ben aka "the Deuce" January 4, 2008

InPrivate Browsing

Internet Explorer's porn mode.

Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.

by JenksDude July 30, 2011