Bowsering

Hanging onto the back of a group of fellow (probably virtual) cyclists and contributing sweet FA to the pace of the group, then jumping out of the draft and smashing them in the sprint like a BOSS.

Look at that lazy bastard Bowsering at the back of the pack.

by Mr Onions February 19, 2021

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Boseing

When a person has head/earphones and acts as if they can't hear what you are saying to ignore you while you are rambling on about something they dont want to hear

justin....JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (take headphones out person ear) why u keep boseing on me with them jawns

by Just Busto June 11, 2008

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

boweling

burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned

by Crapple0 September 14, 2003

bonering

the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection

I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.

by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010