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brownie baker 

"Johnny is such a brownie baker, you are sitting by him on the way home."
brownie baker by Christa_d August 30, 2005
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brownie baker 

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.
Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.
brownie baker by polobrute September 22, 2006

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

Late Night Brownie Baker 

During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.
"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"

"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."

Brownie Bake 

A next level Dutch Oven, you actually defecate under the sheets and hold your SO under there to inhale the aroma.
I brownie baked Kathryn last night. Shit got all over the bed, but hearing her gag at the stench was worth it.
Brownie Bake by plastic ducks September 13, 2016

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.
Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.
baked the brownie by Nirosu July 8, 2010

Bake a brownie 

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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