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brown me 

The term used when someone wants anal sex.
Hey baby; get over here and brown me till it hurts
brown me by Charna Robin-Rhonda September 26, 2006
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brown shirt me girt

Used to describe a character in the video game NBA 2K19 that is wearing default clothing. This outfit consists of a brown t-shirt, grey sweatpants, and generic 2K shoes. Brown shirt me girts are usually awful at playing 2K.
"Yo get off the Got Next spot! There's a brown shirt me girt that's trying to play with us!"

"I got crossed by the brown shirt me girt"

"My name is a me me bonkers in the brown shirt me girt"
brown shirt me girt by sickoME March 28, 2019

Butter me Brown 

A term used to describe when someone receives fecal matter (usually in liquid form) on their genitals or panniculus during or after anal sex.

Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.
"Hey babe I hope you 'butter me brown' tonight"

"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"
Butter me Brown by Spicy Pudding August 18, 2025

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That 

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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