brotuition 

Noun
1. 1. direct perception of truth, fact, etc., specifically related to a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
2. 2. pure, untaught, noninferential comprehension of a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
3. 3. a fact, truth, etc., perceived by men without need for prior mention.
4. 4. a keen and quick insight regarding manly concerns.

My brotuition was that he was in trouble, and sure enough, the ex-wife answered when I called his house.
My homeboy showed some brotuition when he brought the redhead AND a blonde.

brotuition by Giggity-Man November 24, 2012

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Brodition 

Having tradition between a tight group of "bros." Preferably on Friday nights. Obviously no women allowed.

"Whether we get blitzed tonight or not guys, nothing will come in the way of our brodition!"

"Even if Kurt the moorman gets too drunk, we are still ending the night at Ram's Horn for our brodition."

Brodition by iTonyYayo October 12, 2011

Broalition of the Chilling 

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

Broalition of the Chilling by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08 

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.

guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08 by Jilania January 13, 2008

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009

Brotation 

A term used to describe a male or female that is in a sex rotation between a group of Bros.

I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.

Brotation by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021