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Broto

The male version of a selfie. Males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. Women take a selfie; men take a Broto. #BrotosNoSelfies
Just took my pre workout and I'm feeling jacked! Time to take a #Broto to let all these ladies see my gains!
by JonTheBeard May 23, 2014
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A photo with the bro's. Usually includes putting arms around each other, a finger point, and at least one dude throwin up a peace sign.
Jed: Dude I need a new facebook default picture, the one of me and my girl is gettin old.

Ryan: Use that broto we took last night, cant go wrong with a pic of 6 dudes as your default.
by longdongsilverman March 28, 2010
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bros whoroto together; a close group of friends who frequently smoke weed together.
Clayton: "Hey pass me the blunt"
Brian:" Sorry, only members of the broto can hit this blunt."
by brotob January 14, 2013
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broto

A photo involving bros and only bros bro-photo. Generally is an odd picture and is taken solely for the fun of a "broto".
"Dude, I'm so bored right now."
"Me too, bro. Let's take a broto."
"With our penises...?"
"Fuck no."
"Then what's a broto?"
"Photo of bros."
"Oooh...."
by Broteam August 21, 2007
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broto

from the lesser-known white boy wigger ebonics, meaning "photos of my fat white ginger ass with my 'bros' who are really just guys that were afraid I would eat them if they didn't get in the picture"
Dumbass: Check outthe new brotos?

Me: FUCK NO YOU QUEER!
by TheManWhoPuntedBaxter July 29, 2011
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dirty broto

Frog testicles with mayonnase.Originaly from Italy.
Did you eat Dirty broto while in Italy
by Brotacusbei September 1, 2021
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brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019
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