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The male version of a selfie. Males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. Women take a selfie; men take a Broto. #BrotosNoSelfies
Just took my pre workout and I'm feeling jacked! Time to take a #Broto to let all these ladies see my gains!
by JonTheBeard May 23, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Photo's taken with your bros. Usually taken while intoxicated, not necessarily.
Adam: Yo this party's dope, let's get some brotos goin'

Max: I have a camera phone.
by keeneslackbirds December 22, 2010
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A photo with the bro's. Usually includes putting arms around each other, a finger point, and at least one dude throwin up a peace sign.
Jed: Dude I need a new facebook default picture, the one of me and my girl is gettin old.

Ryan: Use that broto we took last night, cant go wrong with a pic of 6 dudes as your default.
by longdongsilverman March 28, 2010
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bros whoroto together; a close group of friends who frequently smoke weed together.
Clayton: "Hey pass me the blunt"
Brian:" Sorry, only members of the broto can hit this blunt."
by brotob January 14, 2013
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A photo involving bros and only bros bro-photo. Generally is an odd picture and is taken solely for the fun of a "broto".
"Dude, I'm so bored right now."
"Me too, bro. Let's take a broto."
"With our penises...?"
"Fuck no."
"Then what's a broto?"
"Photo of bros."
"Oooh...."

by Broteam August 17, 2007
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from the lesser-known white boy wigger ebonics, meaning "photos of my fat white ginger ass with my 'bros' who are really just guys that were afraid I would eat them if they didn't get in the picture"
Dumbass: Check outthe new brotos?

Me: FUCK NO YOU QUEER!
by TheManWhoPuntedBaxter July 29, 2011
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